Feb
22
… in the saddle again!
Fancy a nice (bit of) Cowgirl?!
Missed you loads.
Yeee ha!!
(See my Darling Diary to the left of this post for my availability.)
x
Feb
11
Not of the sort that you’re thinking of though. (More’s the pity!)
Well the snow in my little corner of Kent today has been horrendous, really deep, so deep that it covered the top of my boots and nearly reached my knees, even my trusty Land Rover had trouble moving it was that bad!
Very unexpected weather which led to my Thursday and Friday gents having to postpone our lustful liaisons.
Oh well I’ll build a Snowman, fancy a snowjob?!
x
Feb
01
Hello Gents,
Yes I’m back and raring to go for long, languishing, lustful, liaisons in my Sevenoaks abode!
Outcalls too – to your central London hotel.
I’m really looking forward to getting together again soon for some seriously, sexy, sensual seduction.
I am now trying to get up to date with my e-mails, if you feel you have waited too long for my reply and are still wanting to meet, perhaps you wouldn’t mind mailing me again just in case I have accidently missed you. x
Can’t wait to see you all again very soon!
Yours most amorously
Jo x
Jan
19
… dontcha know how much I’ve missed ya?!
I will be back in the saddle again for large helpings of lustful luuurvin’ from February 3rd.
Please contact me initially by e-mail (with good notice please) and we can go from there.
Looking forward to some serious seduction at my Sevenoaks abode where you can consider yourself at home.
Please Sir, may I have some more? 
Jo x
Dec
13
Part-time Strumpet
My Strumpet Blog
12:47 am
For the time being I am only available for love-ins on a Thursday and Friday either during the day or the evening which ever you prefer.
I do not like to rush our date, I love to take my time with you, therefore a minimum time of two hours is best, overnight stays are most welcome too.
I much prefer quality over quantity so I will only be offering one or two appointments on these days.
As I am (for the moment) a part-time Strumpet it is advisable to contact me initially (by e-mail) with good notice to arrange our lustful liaison.
Looking forward to hearing from you very soon (as I will be climbing the walls by Thursdays and Fridays!)
Yours exceptionally amorously
Jo xxx
Dec
11
says ‘The Sun’ today! Haha 
(Just wondering if they know this (Ms.) Darling? Can’t be me though, I’m as pure as the driven slush!)
As much as I dislike the rag I do love some of the headlines they come up with.
I’m still only available at the moment on Thursdays and Fridays and will let you know when I will be entertaining in abundance again.
Jo x
Oct
21
I had been informed that I have a lovely new review on Captain 69, just had a look, it’s fab, thank you very much dear ‘R’ I wish I could write a review back to you too, you’re charismatic and charming and I still don’t believe you have your bus pass!
In fact I would love to be able to write reviews for the majority of my gents, you are so lovely, kind, true Gentlemen, I appreciate you and know that I am lucky to ‘have’ you and I’m sure you know that I am very, very fond of you for the genuine men that you are. Am I gushing? (!)
(Stick that in your pipe Harriet Harman!)
I got up to date with my e-mails referred to on my last blog but apologies once again if you are awaiting a reply from my latest bundle of e-mails, I will get back to you very shortly and have not forgotten or ignoring you.
xx
Review published 19 Oct 09
“Flapjack October 2009
Meeting Duration Two to Five Hours Location Sevenoaks
Sex. Kissing with tongue. Oral without.
Opinion of picture accuracy: Recent and accurate
I e-mailed Josephine, asking for a Monday date, and then saw, to my horror, that she had clearly posted on her site that she only receives in her “lust-nest” now on Thursdays and Fridays. I expected an RTFM reply, but instead my date was accepted.
In the day she texted me the post code, and my GPS took me almost to her door, whereafter she guided me in by telephone.
Josephine’s need for discretion means that the photographs that she posts do not show much of her, and certainly nothing of her face above the mouth. I need not have been concerned – she is very easy on the eye.
I descended the steps to her cosy garden flat, and was greeted, just inside, by this absolutely deliciously tarty lady, in sheer seamed black stockings, tight black skirt, and a black cardigan tightly buttoned over her abundant charms. To avoid discomfort to the lady, I gallantly unbuttoned the latter, as we retired to the sofa to get to know each other over a glass of an excellent french red wine.
After a little while we retired to the large bed, where I enjoyed Josephine’s charms extensively. After an hour and more, we took a break for refreshments of pate and french bread – there is something delightfully erotic about sitting naked on the end of the bed beside a naked woman, as one eats. Round two then followed, and I’m afraid that I went well into extra time.
Josephine is certainly sexy, but she is also great fun. I left, not just sexually (very) satisfied, but having enjoyed the whole visit immensely. Josephine describes herself as vanilla (with a touch of rasberry ripple) I concur, but think that Creme de Cassis better describes the deep dark red of her lips (she had to re do her lipstick several times!) (Looks: 8 Perf: 8.5)”
Creme de Cassis lips?!
x
Oct
13
Feel free to slap my wrists or bottom if you have e-mailed me and I haven’t got back to you yet as I have rather a large bundle of them at the moment, I’m not complaining though, I love your e-mails and am honoured you have chosen me to contact. If you have written to me and are thinking me rude not to reply, it’s not the case and I will get back to you very shortly.
I’m always looking forward to seducing you.
x
Many thanks ‘A’ for a lovely review, I’m flattered x.
Punterlink International Review
Sep
21
Make me W(h)ine Darling
My Strumpet Blog
10:16 pm
Thank you to the dear chappie who found this wine for me, and very nice it was too, especially the ‘juicy finish’
‘Tasting Notes
A rich, powerful Sauvignon Blanc with intense flavours of gooseberry and guava and capsicum, and a juicy finish.’
x
Sep
19
‘Kent, Sir -
My Strumpet Blog
3:02 am
everybody knows Kent – apples, cherries, hops and women’
~ Charles Dickens
Woman!
X