Sep
07

Car Lashes ….

My Strumpet Blog   11:44 am     

… whatever next?! :)

Aug
29

”This English lady is a good piece indeed. With fine voluptous bubbies, she is agreeable upon view, almost a rose never blown upon. She sports wild dark hair, dark brown eyes, pleasing features and fashions herself quite fanciful with the best undergarments and petticoats that the finest seamstresses can shew.
The bed fellows will do well to remember that this piece responds well to good humours and may be courted for longer hunts if she so chooses. The genteel may favour more, as she is herself quite genteel and boasts external graces mostly seen in ladies of the upper class.
This fine piece enjoys the sport with vigorous ardour, and t’is not a lukewarm flame that burns in her breast. Whence she is offering her Venus, the limbs quiver with spirit, an honest and true cully will enjoy the offer that bursts forth…”

Written by Miss Dollymopp of Southwark, a finer Goose if ever there was.

Haha thanks Dolly – that’s brilliant! :)
xx

Aug
28

Harris’s List

My Strumpet Blog   3:51 pm     

Have you ever read Harris’s List? I have had the book for quite a while now and tend to dib into it more as a reference book.

It’s a fascinating book it’s full title is ‘The Covent Garden Ladies. Pimp General Jack & the Extraordinary story of Harris’s List.’ by Hallie Rubenhold.

It’s a bit like an ancient version of Punternet or Punterlink it lists working ladies in and around Covent Garden from about 1757-95 and reviews their character, services and premises for Gentlemen thinking of paying a visit, so much like us present ladies albeit written in the prose of the day.

A ‘common whore’ could be hired in London for a shilling, perhaps two or three shillings to enjoy her company in a bedroom in a local tavern or boarding house. The average wage at the time was around a pound a week, and two pounds was a fairly large sum of money. With some of the ladies on Harris’s Lists charging a Guinea a time, the lists referred to the higher end ladies.

Here’s one ‘review’ from 1776 -
Known in this quarter for her immense sized breasts, which she alternately makes use of with the rest of her parts, to indulge those who are particularly fond of a certain amusement. She is what you may call, at all; backwards and forwards, all are equal to her, posteriors not excepted, nay indeed, by her own account she has most pleasure in the latter. Very fit for a foreign Macaroni – entrance at the front door tolerably reasonable, but nothing less than two pound for the back way.

This lady obviously did something that I don’t ….. :)

Another one reads -

Miss Sims, No. 82 Queen Ann Street East.

Miss Sims is fair and tall and if well paired would be a very proper mould to cast grenadiers in; is about twenty and though rather above the common height is not ungraceful nor awkward. She knows her value and will seldom accept of less than two guineas, which indeed are well-bestowed. It is remarkable that her lovers are most commonly of diminutive size. The vanity of surmounting such a fine tall woman in, doubtless, an incentive to many, to so unmatch themselves, that they are content to be like sweet-bread on a breast of veal. Yet notwithstanding her size, we hear her low countries are far from being capacious, but like a well-made boot, is drawn on her leg with some difficulty, and sits too close to give pleasure to the wearer; it is about two years since her boot has been accustomed to wear legs in it, and though often soaled yet never wears out. (1788)

Gosh how cryptic, but how telling too!

Is anyone good at writing in the eighteenth century style? I would love a description of Ms. Josephine Darling of Sevenoaks in the stylee of Jack Harris!

x

Jul
30

In the mood

My Strumpet Blog   10:18 pm     

Well I’m definitely in the mood at the moment, it’s good to have a lot more availability and to be able to see you lovely gents more frequently.

I have just had a lovely evening with a charming gent, we had Glenn Miller amongst other things playing in the boudoir, gosh I do love a bit of Glenn!
Amusingly this song struck up just as I was climbing aboard, it’s a good tune to keep a comfortable rhythm to!
I will keep thinking of your willies as Chattanooga Choo Choos’ now. :)
‘Pardon me boy, is that your Chattanooga Choo Choo?’

See you soon for a Moonlight Serenade?
x

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Jul
13

You will be pleased to hear that as from 20th July I am able to be available on a much more regular basis at my Sevenoaks love nest.
I will be available for lustful liaisons most days and weekends too.

I will still need advanced notice (minimum 24 hrs) as I am only offering one or two appointments in a day, I do not offer a conveyor belt service, I like to savour my time with you.

So if this Mature, big bosomed lady in stockings and suspenders tickles your fancy, come along and let me tickle it!

Looking forward to seducing you (as always)

Jo xxx

Jul
05

A Lovely ‘Job’

My Strumpet Blog   10:40 pm     

‘Hi Jo,
Following our eventful Friday afternoon I wanted to drop you a line to say WOW, im so grateful to you and enjoyed every second of our time together. You were everything I had hoped for and A LOT more – a beautiful, kind, warm lady and time flew by. As you may recall I arrived feeling apprehensive but excited, I left the ‘Darling nest’ feeling born again and more positive about life than I have done at any time in the last year !!!! You made everything so enjoyable, you brought out my primal instincts as I found you so very, very sexy.’

Thank you ‘C’ for that lovely e-mail, it was a great pleasure to have been acquainted with you and with your permission I have quoted a section as I found it very touching.
I wish Harriet Harman could see that there is a good side to this ‘job’ and that there can be great mutual respect between a lady and her gent.
x

Jun
15

Hello Gents, I am now in the position to be able to take phonecalls again, and you will notice my number is back on my website.
So if you would like to contact me that way please feel free.
If it is inconvenient for me to answer just leave me a message stating a suitable time to call you back, I will NEVER ring you outside of your stated time as of course discretion is of paramount importance.
If you prefer to e-mail me that’s fine too, I like e-mails.
My number is still the same as before, 07541 100587
See you very soon.
x

May
31

I keep seeing references to the new site Formspring where you can ask any questions you might have to the person of your choice.
Well I thought I would give it a go too, this is me on there DarlingJo and if you look to the left of my blog you will see a little box where you can interrogate me too!
Sounds a bit complicated doesn’t it? Anyway let’s give it a go, who’s going to be first?!

And before you ask what colour knickers I’m wearing at the moment, I’m not!
x

May
29

New PunterNet Review

My Strumpet Blog   2:56 pm     

Many thanks for my new review kind sir. X
PunterNet Review

May
22

I know I have got very large natural breasts (40GG) that can cause quite a stir/stirring when I remove my bra but they are like two aspirins on an ironing board when compared to some naturally large breasts!
I was thinking recently about a guy I used to work with a few years ago, he was in his mid sixties and I remember him having a conversation with another couple of guys about a lady named Chesty Morgan, it rang a few bells, I somehow remembered a picture of her in a very revealing negligee.
Well again today while ‘entertaining’ the same lady was mentioned, my gent was in his mid sixties too, so she was obviously a bit of an icon in her time for guys of a certain age.
I had a little Google of her tonight and what a tragic but fascinating life she led, she’s still alive and living in Florida, not just a pair of 73FF boobs for sure.
For those of you who remember her you might be interested to have a read Here.

If you can’t be bothered, I’ve posted some visual stimulation instead!
Maybe you remember her film ‘Deadly Weapons’? Didn’t she use her charms to smother them to death?!
x

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