Yes, I am actually available for fun and frolicks this coming weekend (29th & 30th)!

I know I am sometimes a difficult wench to track down at weekends for a spot of horizontal dancing but this weekend is different.

Maybe you might like to skip Church and come and get to know me in the Biblical sense …..?

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… a gentleman was browsing the internet looking for a Lady of the night to pay him a visit. Finally he found a lady that took his fanc, he rang the number and a woman with a silky soft voice asked if she could be of assistance.
“Yes” he said. “I’d like doggy in bondage gear, leather, PVC, whips, the lot. And then some hardcore spanking, rounded off with a B.J.  What do you think?”
“That sounds really good” said the woman “and I wish you well, but if you dial 9 first you’ll get an outside line …”

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I once knew a woman who offered her honour so I honoured her offer and all night long I was on her and off her.

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An extract from an early 1960s Home Economics text book.
Should I remember these useful instructions on my overnight appointments?!

“When retiring to the bedroom prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom as he would have to do for his train.
But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.
When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be lead by your husband’s wishes, do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then accede humbly all the while being mindful that a man’s satisfaction is more important than a woman’s. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had. Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night time face and hair care products.
You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.”

My mind is boggling as to what “any of the more unusual practises” are likely to be and whether it would be possible to “register any reluctance by remaining silent.” unless of course ones mouth is full!
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She doesn’t read Hello! but she’ll certainly draw you Closer, let yourself feel the Heat. Oh what a Woman, Dolly will make a Razzle in your pocket! You’ll be more than OK! with her!
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