Jul
26

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I am now taken but I will be doing this again on my London visit next month.

This Tuesday evening (28th) while in London I will be doing my special little package which proved very popular on a previous visit.

A four hour dinner date for my usual two hour donation.

This will mean you choose somewhere nice to take me to dinner for a couple of hours and then we will go back to my hotel for a couple of hours ‘dessert’. I much prefer to be taken to dinner than to go alone, old fashioned gal, so what better way to bribe you into it! I don’t do reductions on my rates but much prefer to do it this way, extra time with you.
I will only be offering this on the Tuesday evening so you will need to let me know asap if you would like to be my date as it will be first come first served. I do not have any other availability.
Where shall we go? If you want any ideas there are a few restaurants linked on the side of this blog page but I really don’t mind as long as it’s pleasant with a good wine list.
Come and pick me up about 7.30pm and let’s paint the town red!

Looking forward to eating with you (in more ways than one!)
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Jul
24

Punterlink International Review
Thank you ‘M’, especially for likening me to Jerry Halls quote haha!
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thank-you

Jul
21

Pearl Necklace

My Strumpet Blog   12:36 am     

Visiting London 26-27-28-29 July please call or mail asap to arrange

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Naughty, whatever were you thinking of?! (Most probably the same as me!)
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Jul
17

French Kissing

My Strumpet Blog   8:50 pm     

(Visiting central London 26-27-28-29 July please ring or mail asap to arrange)

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Recently I have met a few chaps who have told me that they have met with some independent escorts who didn’t French Kiss, and some who have no lip contact whatsoever and this rightfully ruined the whole liaison for them.
I must say I was really surprised, how on earth can anyone not want to kiss?! Surely it is a major part of intimate human contact and a delicious part of foreplay? Are they worried about catching Swine flu, well b****r the flu I say, if you’re gonna get it, you’re gonna get it, no use trying to avoid it! How odd that a woman can take a penis into her body but not enjoy the gorgeous prelude of kissing?
I love to kiss, so have no fear there Gents, obviously meticulous oral hygiene is important, if you feel a bit stale you are welcome to use one of my many new tooth brushes, mouthwash etc so I can enjoy paying you full and passionate lip service.
Gosh I love it, starting off gently beginning with just the lips, as the passion builds parting the lips and gently probing with the tongue, tickling tongues together until a full blown passionate kiss is in action. I love having the back of my head held and doing the same to you, a proper kiss like the ones in the black and white films on a railway station!
Lips are full of nerve endings and so is the tongue, aren’t we Humans lucky to have such a lovely way to express passion and desire? Gently nibbling on the bottom lip of your partner apparently suggests you are eagerly awaiting to get to their lower areas!
Lips, are so, so similar to the Vagina aren’t they, the full outer lips leading to a warm wet sensitive inner area?
That’s why red lipstick, which I adore, is mimicking and exaggerating the appearance of an aroused Vagina, (both sets of lips darken, swell and redden naturally when a female is aroused.)
So please don’t every worry about not kissing when seeing me, this lady loves a good snogging, and I have naturally very nice full lips too ….
Mwah xxx
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Jul
15

An Appropriate Quote

My Strumpet Blog   1:18 am     

“Darling, a true lady takes off her dignity
with her clothes and does her whorish best.
At other times you can be as modest and
dignified as your persona requires.”

~ Robert A. Heinlein

Thank you ‘N’ for this quote, I agree it does sound like someone addressing me by name!

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Jul
13

Hi Gents,

I will be available again in central London WC1/EC1 on the above dates!

I will be making this a very regular thing (every 3 weeks roughly) and will be available for about 3 days from the beginning of the week when I am there. So just keep a look out on my blog for the dates and on my ‘Darling in London’ page to the left of my blogs.

My donations remain the same as always when in London.

Do let me know asap if you would like to visit me while I am there.

Looking forward to seducing you …
Jx
jo-london

Jul
08

Thigh High Surprise!

My Strumpet Blog   11:55 pm     

Hello there, thought I would sign in from my hotel room while ‘on tour’ in London … haha ‘on tour’ always makes me think of the spoof rock band Spinal Tap, on tour in a Rock n’ Roll tour bus!
Actually central London is only twenty minutes away from my Sevenoaks abode but I do know some of you London gents like me to come to you occasionally and I don’t mind, it makes a change even though ‘tours’ are more ‘full on’ than strumpeteering at home, if you get my drift! It’s ok though, just a different way of operating but not something I could do on a full time basis, I would never leave the bedroom! Talking of which the Executive room I had booked is nothing of the sort, makes me wonder what on earth their normal double rooms are like, thing is I’m spoilt, my Sevenoaks bedroom is just huge and so is the Super Kingsize bed.
Anyway I’m rambling here, let’s get back to the title of this blog.
On the first day of my stay a dear chap managed to walk off with my glasses, what a nightmare, I just cannot read books or my computer without them, I’m long sighted and have to hold books, papers etc at arms length (long arm syndrome!) to try and see them and on this occasion I just could not manage to read my diary, it was impossible, my writing is too small and swirly to read without glasses which is where the problem lay!

One of my visitors had requested what I personally refer to as a ‘Hooker look’ the full works, really, really tight top with my hugely ample bosoms held to the hilt in a too tight bra with an abundance of cleavage, a skirt so short it barely covers my knickerless bottom and certainly not my stocking tops and suspenders, all finished off with black thigh high boots sporting six inch killer heels, which incidently bring me up to well over 6ft! (My goodness is this really the demure Ms. Darling you know so well?!)

Struggling to read my appointments diary, I thought I had fathomed out the word ‘thighs’ next to an appointment entry and duly attired myself in the above outfit and waited for the knock on my hotel room door.
The tentative knock arrived and I opened the door. I’m sure I heard my gent gulp as he looked me up and down with a look of wonderment and possibly faint terror on his face. “You did request my thigh highs?” I said, “Er no, not me Josephine” he said “I wanted you in a floral summer dress, must have been another gent!” Ooops, oh dear what’s a girl to do dressed like a common harlot when she should be dressed as the demure girl next door? “I will change” said I (by now sitting on the bed next to my gent) “Oh no please stay as you are” said my gent “I’m actually rather enjoying it, actually I love it!”
I put my hand on his leg and leant to kiss him, my hand slipped … he was enjoying it too!

(PS, I went out straight afterwards and bought a pair of off the shelf glasses!)
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A photo of the (not so) offending articles!

Jul
06

I’m in London this week 6-7-8-9 July.
I do have a little availability left – but it’s best to call me, incase of internet problems.
07541 100587
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