May
29
Darling Reviews
5:14 pm
Perhaps you might want to know a little more about me, so if you wish you can have a look at my reviews on various sites from satisfied Gentlemen.
I have 27 reviews on Punterlink International, you will need to search in the review section under ‘Josephine’ and ‘Josephine Darling’ www.punterlink.com
I also have 11 ‘field reports’ on the infamous PunterNet listed under ‘Josephine Darling.’ http://www.punternet.com/frs/indexes/lady_J.html
I also have a top rating of five stars on McCoys escort guide. (Oooh get me!) and reviews on Captain69 and TER (The Erotic review)
If you feel you would like to leave me a review, or FR, I would be very flattered!
Below is a small selection that I have copied and pasted from the originals.
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“If it is a tall classy voluptuous English lady, who can hold a good conversation as well as drive you to distraction with her body that you crave, Josephine is as good as it gets.” ~ George McCoy from the infamous McCoys guide. Punternet Sexy voluptuous lady in her late30s/early 40s. Not a |
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| Josephine had been on my ‘need to see’ list after a series of saucy announcements on the Punternet board and a click through to her web site. She sounded like an old fashioned, posh-but-saucy English courtesan and the pics on her web site were right up my street. I was not to be disappointed. After some discussion by email (she knows the brain is a sexual organ), she texted me the details of her hotel and I arrived on the door. She was dressed elegantly in a colourful basque, wearing stockings and high heels.After I handed her the envelope with her gift, we cracked open some champagne and chatted before I went off to scrub up in the shower.On my return, she manoeuvered me onto the bed and we kissed for some time. She then proceeded with an extraordinary session of OWO that kept me on the edge for some time. I returned the compliment which she enjoyed (if not, she’s an amazing actress). The next few hours were a blur, highly enjoyable and knee-tremblingly good. Discretion prevents me from going into the detail but she enjoys her part-time profession in virtually every aspect and is as racy as you can imagine.Josephine is a very experienced, very sensual lady. She’s also a very nice & thoughtful and please treat her well. Interesting and well read (a mine of historical facts), but for her enthusiasm alone she has to be one of the supreme escort experiences in London. She has an incall place in Kent but seems to make regular trips to London as well. Next time I shall ask her to dress up as Boudicca!Highly recommended for fans of the voluptuous mature native ladies! |
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Followed Josephines clear instructions to her lovely clean, recently decorated flat with discreet entrance. Lovely big bedroom with king size bed, subtle lighting with candles and background music of choice. |
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| Description: | I initially contacted Josephine by email then phone and she always promptly responded back which is appreciated. We arranged a suitable time & date for an encounter which for me was a Sunday afternoon. Josephine met me at the door dressed in figure hugging black skirt & top sexily exposing just enough of her lovely deep cleavage wearing sexy high heels which she said she loves wearing so did I. Josephine calls herself voluptuous I would say with a small v as she is nice and tall and is actually slimmer than I imagined. |
| Comments: | I was running a little late (traffic) for our meeting and contacted Josephine on the way that I would be late and she said not a problem and don’t worry about it a nice response when I needed it. Josephine greeted me with a kiss and offered a selection of drinks, I opted for a coffee after the rushing there. Josephine is very easy to chat too and an open person which relaxes you and makes you feel this is going to be a good fun encounter. We sat on the sofa and easily chatted and gently started caressing each other, before we knew it the passion was getting the better of us and Josephine led us to the bedroom, lots of more deep kissing, exploring and undressing each other. Just seeing the lovely tall Josephine standing there in high heels, stockings suspenders and basque (all black my favourite) with her lovely ample boobs and pert bum exposed and long black hair is a very sexy image I wont be forgetting. Josephine then lay back on the bed mmmm – I hurriedly started to finish undressing she said stop and come here I want to remove your straining pants“ can it get any better !! It did. Josephine likes to gently ask what you like so she can make sure she is pleasuring you in a way that you like and want and when is her turn she gently guides you to what makes her aroused and it is so worth the journey as she is very very responsive. We had some wine & food at ˜half time which soon became envolved in the fun chocolate and ice-cream will never be the same again !!. Then Josephine gave me a sensual body to body massage with those Golden Globes (they definetly were not cancelled in Sevenoaks lol) of hers all I could do was surrender !! Josephine knew I liked gfe from our email & chat which she expertly gave and so much more it truly was an unforgettable experience spending time with a very sexy lady that seemed to know just the right times to increase or slow down our activities to keep the mood and the fun flowing perfectly. Josephine really wants to make sure you have a great pleasurable time which she certainly manages. You just never know where she is going to take you but you know it will be an exciting & erotic journey.Really looking forward to meeting you again Josephine take care xxPS and next time I will make time to give you a that massage ! |
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When Josephine greeted me she was sexily dressed in a black cardigan and skirt, her make-up and nails exquisite. She had thoughtfully and enticingly chosen to display plenty of cleavage, while her choice of elegant black stockings and sexy high heels meant that my eye was also irresistibly drawn to her shapely legs. Just forty, she is well-built (40FF, Size 16), but not a BBW, sexy as hell, and the nicest, brightest and friendliest person you could possibly wish to meet. |
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| Comments: | The journey down to Sevenoaks by train from London had been fast and convenient. Once there, Josephine’s place was but a short taxi ride away. It being our first meeting, I must confess that I felt a little nervous as I rang her bell, but within moments I was relaxing on her sofa while she was opening a bottle of wine for us to share. It was not long before she was beside me on the sofa and we were kissing and caressing between sips of what turned out to be a remarkably pleasant supermarket wine. Her ample bosom, quite unrestrained, tumbled out before me, her milky-white breasts demanding attention. Indeed, her breasts quickly became a centre of attention for both of us, and were to remain so throughout our time together.It was not long before she was leading me to her boudoir and its invitingly large bed. Her breasts were unfettered and fully exposed, her corset was loose, her pussy was tantalisingly displayed – cunningly or carelessly she was wearing no knickers. Once on the bed, we simply enjoyed and took pleasure from each other, both physically and mentally. She came freely and often, but my abiding memory was of the sheer pleasure and enjoyment of her deep oral, the way she did it and the position we adopted to heighten the experience.We became so engrossed in each other’s bodies that we barely had time to break for a pizza and more wine. Indeed, the first pizza burnt to a frazzle before she could rescue it, and I shall long remember the sight of her, in heels and stockings, and very little else, her bosom so white and free, as she rushed to the kitchen, with me in hot pursuit.Luckily there was second pizza, and so we had a delightful lunch break of pizza, coleslaw and more wine together back on her most accommodating bed. We indulged in many pleasures that afternoon, and after it was all over, when we had finally retrieved our clothes, and got ourselves dressed, she was kind enough to give a lift back to the station. I would like to think that she enjoyed our time together as much as I did, but what I do know is that I spent the afternoon with a warm and generous lady, whom I very much hope I shall see again before too long. Josephine, thank you. |
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The Erotic review (American review site) I travel to Europe a great deal on business and I had seen Josephine for a 2 hours session at an airport hotel recently and had eagerly scheduled an all night session on my next trip to London. She is the perfect English Harlot …. |
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 I met Josephine in the lounge of a very traditional London hotel with wood panelling and antiques. She is a tall lady, in her late thirties, with long dark hair and an amazing voluptuous figure (she is not a BBW). Imagine Nigella Lawson, (the British television cooking Goddess) dressed to the nines and with a slight Kentish country accent you have it. After a quick drink we went to the bedroom. I had been fantasizing about getting my hands on those magnificent breasts for days. They are all natural and very large and very ripe. She slowly undressed me while removing her own outer garments, leaving me in my boxer shorts and her in a black basque with a garter and stockings on. She pushed me back onto the bed and had my stiff cock in her warm mouth in a flash. Her BJ skills are supreme and she seemed to enjoy deep throating me while using her lips and tongue to maximum effect while staring right into me with her deep dark eyes. She brought me to the edge of climax several times but always could get me exquisitely to the very limit without pushing me over and thus prolonging the pleasure.At my insistence we swapped positions and I removed the basque and thong she had (while leaving the garter and suspenders on). Her nipples are incredibly sensistive and responded to my attentions with my mouth and hands. I went lower and was rewarded with the site of Jospehine’s juicy and sweet shaven pussy. I moved my tongue around her clitoris and inserted two fingers up her cunt. She seems to like that and she moaned with pleasure which was highly exciting and arousing. As she got close, she pulled me away and in a blur had slipped on a condom and I was inside her – from behind doggy style – and we fucked our way hard to a long, brutal and shuddering climax.After we caught our breath we had a glass of champagne. My recovery time is usually not very quick but Jo’s slow and sloppy champagne BJ was like oral Viagra and we started all over again and feasted on each other for hours. She seems to love every sexual position and responds visibly when aroused. She does not do Anal or CIM but that hardly matters given the skills she does have. I left the hotel, fell onto my plane home and slept the entire time with my knees still tingling from the pleasure.She’s an image of how I think an English Courtesan in the 18th Century would have looked. A full figure with curves in all the right places and soft all over. But with the image go the skills and the personality that makes for an exceptional visit. Upscale and personal services. |
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| Take the personal magnetism of Marilyn Monroe. Add the feline charms of Eartha Kitt. Tip in the empathy of your favourite girl mate. Season with the wit of Karen Taylor. Top off with the sheer flat-out sexiness of – er… actually, I can’t think of anyone as sexy as Josephine herself! Wrap the whole in a luscious physique, and add a lusty helping of delight in the pleasures of the flesh… Am I painting the picture for you yet? | |
| Description of events | I don’t propose to give a blow-by-blow (!) account of events – just the broad brushstrokes. First off, Josephine is utterly fab. She’s sexy, intelligent, funny, intuitive, charming – and a mattress-dancer of the first water. Josephine is a girl who likes sex: if you want your John Thomas wrapped in barbed wire or some such weird pursuit, she’s not for you. And if you want a stick insect, go elsewhere: Josephine is all woman. But if – like me – you like sex with a gorgeous and energetic partner, you’ve struck gold. I like responsiveness, I do. It’s always nice to know that one’s efforts are being appreciated, and Josephine left no doubt. I think we got our revenge on the upstairs neighbours for their noisy vacuuming! I like a woman with a BRAIN, who can talk interestingly and with ease. And I like a woman who enjoys doing and being done unto. Truth is, I could have lain there all day doing and being done unto: Josephine has the most amazingly tender lips… And if I hadn’t chucked myself out, I still might be there: Josephine does not clockwatch – I was almost embarrassingly over time! Thank you, Jo, for an amazing day. |
| Recommendation: | Yes – Highly Recommend |
| Reviewer return?: | Yes |
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| Review Details | |
| Date of Visit: | 13/12/2008 |
| Time of Visit: | 19:30:00 |
| Type of Visit: | Incall |
| Time Spent (in hrs): | 2.00 hrs |
| Fee Paid: | 300.00 |
| Description of location: | A very smart garden flat in a nice quiet tree lined street. Plenty of parking in a nice safe suburb of Sevenoaks |
| Age: | 35-40 |
| Hair colour: | Brunette |
| Body Type: | Voluptuous |
| Height: | 5’7″ – 5’10″ |
| Ethnicity: | Caucasian/White |
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| Description of events: | I had seen Josephine before recently and after this visit I simply had to submit a review.It is not often that you will come across a lady that will tick all of your boxes but in this case the boxes were all ticked and very big ticks they were too. You are met by a very stunning looking lady that most certainly dresses to kill. Long flowing dark locks, brown eyes that you can simply get lost in and a body that a lot of women would pay a small fortune to have. Many comparisons spring to mind, the hour glass figure and very busty Hollywood star of the 50′s and 60′s Jane Russell (think of the movie The Outlaw), the television master cook Nigella Lawson, the list could go on but the images that appear on Josephine webpage will give you some indication as to what is in store for you when you vist with her. But her photos all though are very good do her a small injustice, in the flesh she is so alive and warm no film could catch that. You have to see to believe. What you have here is a highly intelligent and wonderful looking woman who will talk with you on any subject from currant affairs to the naughty sides of your visit. Articulate, funny, this lady makes you feel so comfortable it is as if you have known each other for many many years. Conversation flows as will drinks i.e coffee, tea, wine ect. Myself went with a coffee (driving). She is the perfect host. After a lenghty chat, catching up on what had happened in our lives recently with lots of eye contact, glimpses of what will be revealed at the main event we moved to her bedroom. Eric Clapton was selected to play on the ipod (my choice) and the fun began. A vast and varied music selection, this too will show you that Josephine is a lady of varied taste. Needless to say what then transpired was a few hours of usolicited fun and frolics. I will not get into the blow by blow account of what transpired, for that read Men Only or a similar mag. Josephine enters into the foray with an enthusiasm and energy that leaves nothing to the imagination. She is so highly erotic and sensual that at times it will take your breath away. A body that is so responsive and that is given with a complete abandon that you will be swept away with her bedroom adventures. Her body is something else….!! This is lady that if you treat her with respect and care and make love to her rather than look after number one you will be rewarded with an experience that will stay imprinted on your mind for a very long time to come. And you will, trust me on this one be back for more! If it is a quick b.j and sex that you want then stop reading and spend your hard earned elsewhere. Josephine is not the lady for you. I am sure you guys read reviews and compare prices of the ladies that advertise on the many websites out there and think to yourselves that perhaps her prices are high in comparison to other ladies but the old adage of you pay for what you get is so on the mark here. Josephine delivers and in spades!! You don’t go for a good meal and devour it. You savour and enjoy each course, so is the case here. There is no clock watching as you both get swept away with the fun and before you know where you are you have out run the two hours and then some and Josephine is still laughing and smiling You will leave Josephine’s feeling completely replete and fullfilled. And one hopes that Josephine feels the same way, if she does not then guys you are doing something very wrong. Pay this lady a visit and you will be most very pleasantly supprised… As they say in the t.v advert … ” If Carlsberg did escorting then Josephine would be the best……” you know the rest. Enjoy. |
| Recommendation: | Yes – Highly Recommend |
| Reviewer return?: | Yes |
| Reviewer: | noel1 |